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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Being on a tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. - Casey Stengel

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Malachy McCourt

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff