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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather
Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb
Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown
Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde
Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson
Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins
You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone
To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker
There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery
Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness
If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton
When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith
The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson
A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump
Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown
Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup
To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat
When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway