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Golf Prayer

Lie down in green pastures, not still waters

Golf Prayer thanks to Roy Taylor

Psalm 23: 'The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He makes me lie down in green pastures, he leads me beside quiet waters, he refreshes my soul.'

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All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

It is not our long prayers but our believing God that gets the answer. - John G. Lake

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah


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