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Gone To Market

Where this little piggy went...

Gone To Market thanks to Keith Blake

"This Little Piggy" by Mother Goose

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
This little piggy went... Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Miss Piggy is a boar. - Ed Lucaire

Habits are the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures. - Thomas Edison

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Clams: I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray. - Miss Piggy

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman

There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going to turn my nose up at. I never let them down. - Nick Offerman

To be successful and grow your business and revenues, you must match the way you market your products with the way your prospects learn about and shop for your products. - Brian Halligan

Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... - Homer Simpson

The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave. - Vivian Vande Velde


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