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Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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