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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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