QuotaBillsLife is laughter. - Theodore Melfi
Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm
Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton
Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost
A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin
Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon
When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck
You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings
Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin
Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin
May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis
Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson
What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein
Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham
Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman
I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes
If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman
I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens
You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles
The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart
Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros
Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford
Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown
So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz
In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson
There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James
I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King
I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz
A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner