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The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

Teach us delight in simple things. - Rudyard Kipling

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

No one learns as much about a subject as one who is forced to teach it. - Peter F Drucker

Four thousand volumes of metaphysics will not teach us what the soul is. - Voltaire

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Observant: What a biology teacher tells you to do when out looking for bugs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

If I were starting out again today, I would look for an opportunity that is going to teach me something. - Joe Segal

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. - William Arthur Ward

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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