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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

Teach us delight in simple things. - Rudyard Kipling

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. - Thomas Carruthers

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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