Graduation Swag

Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring

The years teach much which the days never knew. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. - Flannery O'Connor

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

When the purge of teacher individualism is unrestrained, eccentricity, initiative and individuality become the casualties. - Andy Hargreaves

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey