Graduation Swag

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. - Dorothy Parker

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble. - Shah Rukh Khan

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain