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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

Teach us delight in simple things. - Rudyard Kipling

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. - Dorothy Parker

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

What a teacher is, is more important than what he teaches. - Karl Menninger

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

No one learns as much about a subject as one who is forced to teach it. - Peter F Drucker

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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