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Graduation Swag thanks to Keith Blake

"It's a cross between 'zanni' from commedia del arte characters and a sleestack from the 'land of the lost' in the 70s..." - Mary Beth Rhodes Woodruff

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I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

Now all my teachers are dead except silence. - W S Merwin

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't try to teach a whole course in one lesson. - Kathryn Murray

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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British Kingdom

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