Graduation Swag

In teaching others we teach ourselves. - Proverb

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey