Grandma Safety

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda