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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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