Grandma Safety

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry