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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Everybody gets scared sometimes, May Belle. You don't have to be ashamed. - Katherine Paterson

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place. - Archie Bunker

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances. - Julie Sorel

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

The ones who say you can't and you won't are probably the ones scared that you will. - Unknown

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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