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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

I'm scared of everything except you. - Egba Terry

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

I am not scared of you, I am scared of these feelings. - Judy Blume

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

The empty grave does not do anything to us. You need to meet the Risen One. - Alex Harten

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Everybody gets scared sometimes, May Belle. You don't have to be ashamed. - Katherine Paterson

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances. - Julie Sorel

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

All guys are scared of each other, didn't you know that? I'm not the only one. We're all born afraid. - Cornell Woolrich

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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