#1 humor site on the 'net

Grave Marker

Dying to meet each other

Grave Marker thanks to Keith Blake

Boris finally met his favourite ghoulfriend

QuotaBills
I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm scared of everything except you. - Egba Terry

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

Whatever it is you're scared of doing, Do it. - Neil Gaiman

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

The empty grave does not do anything to us. You need to meet the Risen One. - Alex Harten

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place. - Archie Bunker

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances. - Julie Sorel

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

The ones who say you can't and you won't are probably the ones scared that you will. - Unknown

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

All guys are scared of each other, didn't you know that? I'm not the only one. We're all born afraid. - Cornell Woolrich

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna


Mask Alternatives

Watch Out For Deer!

Chinese Music School

Student Driver

iPad Not

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

It Even Has A Chimney

Seal Survival

www: Wagtail Windscreen Wiper

Water Dancer

Shopping Wait-er

Flamingo Imposter

Goat Tree

Ontario Spring Dining

Empty Birdhouse

180 Degrees From Ordinary

How To Float

Redneck Tank Top

Grasping Shirt

Detroit Counterfeit Bill

Hazardous Delivery

Log Out - Here It Comes!

Search and Rescue - Dry Run

Staff Teeth