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Greta on Chopsticks

Environmental activist with a Wong view on saving trees

Greta on Chopsticks thanks to Barry McCartney

Greta invited the Chinese to give up using chopsticks to save trees. The Chinese have called on her and her friends to go back to school, where they will learn that chopsticks are made from bamboo. Bamboo is grass. The Chinese invited Greta and her friends not to wipe their butt with toilet paper, because it's made from trees.

Greta Thunberg is a Swedish environmental activist who has gained international recognition for her view that humanity is facing an existential crisis arising from climate change.

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The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I think that I shall never see
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When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

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I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

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Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

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Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

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If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

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The Quangle Wangle sat,
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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

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A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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