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Growth Year

Growing relationships in the New Year

Growth Year thanks to Keith Blake

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

The older I get, the older old is. - Tom Baker

As I get older, I just prefer to knit. - Tracey Ullman

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The older I get, the better I used to be. - John McEnroe

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. - Patty Carey

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. - Irish Proverb

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

The young have aspirations that never come to pass; the old have reminiscences of what never happened. - Saki Reginald

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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