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Growth Year

Growing relationships in the New Year

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I'm 50 years of old - Archie Bunker

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Off with the old and on with the new. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. - Patty Carey

The awful thing about getting old is that you stay young inside. - Jean Cocteau

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. - American Proverb

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are. - Cary Grant

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. - Jerry Seinfeld

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

One of the good things about getting older is you find you're more interesting than most of the people you meet. - Lee Marvin

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To be astonished is one of the surest ways of not growing old too quickly. - Colette

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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