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Growth Year

Growing relationships in the New Year

Growth Year thanks to Keith Blake

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Woofys: Well Off Older Folks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

You're never too old to grow younger. - Mae West

There are no old roads to new directions. - Unknown

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

That letter's too old! What I mean to say - it's subspired. - Archie Bunker

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp

It becomes increasingly easy, as you get older, to drown in nostalgia. - Ted Koppel

If you were born without wings, do nothing to prevent them from growing. - Coco Chanel

I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Withdraw into yourself, perceive there a silence as old as being, even older. - Emil Cioran

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself. - Albert Einstein

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. - Jerry Seinfeld

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. - John Cage

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

The young have aspirations that never come to pass; the old have reminiscences of what never happened. - Saki Reginald

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. - Anne Bancroft

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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