QuotaBillsBeer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold
Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen
The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien