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Halloween Snacks

Inside to Outside ghoulfriend munchies

Halloween Snacks thanks to Keith Blake

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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm scared of everything except you. - Egba Terry

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

Whatever it is you're scared of doing, Do it. - Neil Gaiman

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

I am not scared of you, I am scared of these feelings. - Judy Blume

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson

A man who will not get scared on some occasions, lacks good sense. - Edgar Watson Howe

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

What difference do it make if the thing you scared of is real or not? - Toni Morrison

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Everybody gets scared sometimes, May Belle. You don't have to be ashamed. - Katherine Paterson

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place. - Archie Bunker

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances. - Julie Sorel

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

All guys are scared of each other, didn't you know that? I'm not the only one. We're all born afraid. - Cornell Woolrich

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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