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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Daily, constantly, we choose by our desires, our thoughts, and our actions whether we want to be blessed or cursed, happy or miserable. - Ezra T Benson

Happiness cannot be attained by wanting to be happy - it must come as the unintended consequence of working for a goal greater than oneself. - Victor Frankl

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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