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Happy Snow Car

Facing up to another dump of snow

Happy Snow Car thanks to Charlotte Jervis

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Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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