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Wagging Tail: A happy ending - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Be happy, and a reason will come along. - Robert Brault

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes. - Lauren Oliver

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

It's important to make someone happy, and it's important to start with yourself. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus


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