Happy St. Patrick's Day 2020

I'm Irish. We think sideways. - Spike Milligan

Germ: A little bug with influence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Democracy breeds the germs of its own destruction. - V I Lenin

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction. - Pierre Pachet

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

My Irish derivation has nothing to do with me. Why should it? - Carroll O'Connor

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien