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Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

I had that stubborn streak, the Irish in me I guess. - Gregory Peck

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction. - Pierre Pachet

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

My Irish derivation has nothing to do with me. Why should it? - Carroll O'Connor

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle


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