Happy St. Patrick's Day 2020
Ireland prepares for the flu pandemic
Ireland closes all pubs and bars amid coronavirus pandemic
QuotaBillsLaughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks
The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard
IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck
Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Where would the Irish be without someone to be Irish at? - Elizabeth Bowen
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw
The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me. - Colin Farrell
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead
If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd
That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler