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No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley

My soul is still Irish. - Ciaran Hinds

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

I'm Irish. We think sideways. - Spike Milligan

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction. - Pierre Pachet

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me. - Colin Farrell

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

As I told Piers Morgan, 'Catholics have confession, whereas Northern Irish Protestants only have interviews.' - James Nesbitt

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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