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Harry Houdini

Harry Houdini stepping into a crate to be lowered into New York Harbor

Harry Houdini thanks to Carl Dietz

Houdini escape stunt on July 7, 1912

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Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps


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