Does Your Hedgehog Bite?

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. - Elvis Presley

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

I'm an inveterate fox and not a hedgehog, so I always think you should try everything. - Clifford Geertz

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison