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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin
The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington
Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain
Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates
My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell
I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin
Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin
I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell
The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton
The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning
Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm an inveterate fox and not a hedgehog, so I always think you should try everything. - Clifford Geertz
I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono
Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown
There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen
Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown
Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow
Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch
God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood
Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey
Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault