QuotaBillsDyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Lack of time is actually lack of priorities. - Tim Ferriss
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova
Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Sometimes the wrong choices lead us to the right places. - Unknown
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis
Anyone who has begun to think places some portion of the world in jeopardy. - John Dewey
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Make yourself a priority once in a while. It's not selfish, it's a necessity. - Unknown
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss
People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright