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Horse Dog

Horsing around with household pets

Horse Dog thanks to Myra Fowler

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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