Horse Mask

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer