Horse Mask

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison