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Horse Mask

Apparently even animals can get Coronavirus

Horse Mask thanks to Cindy Wolff

Here's Cindy's unbralievable equestrian solution!

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Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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