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Horse Mask

Apparently even animals can get Coronavirus

Horse Mask thanks to Cindy Wolff

Here's Cindy's unbralievable equestrian solution!

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Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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