QuotaBillsDinner is poured. - WC Fields
Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown
Meat: Grass once removed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz
Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown
Medicines are not meat to live by. - German proverb
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. - Clint Eastwood
God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI
I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs
I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell
One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius
Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown
He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin
Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown
Sandwich: An unsuccessful attempt to make both ends meat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg
We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins
The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde
My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde
Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard
O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot
I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant
A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson
Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway