Each time Cody tells this story, the fish gets bigger...
QuotaBillsFishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn
Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon
Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
Yard: Unit of measurement. In angling, 17 inches. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain
A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. - Oliver Goldsmith
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy
No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson
Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide
Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck
What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker
Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright
Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell