QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg
Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As I get older, I just prefer to knit. - Tracey Ullman
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf