Husband Quarantine

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness. - Ashley Judd

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay