Icicle Drinks

Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron