QuotaBillsAbstain from beans. - Pythagoras
Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits
Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown
Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon
Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal
Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield
Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn
Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen
My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman
The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron