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Icicle Drinks

Improvised ice cube solution

Icicle Drinks thanks to Lenny Versace

Q: Who is the thirstiest person in the world?
A: The person who drinks Canada Dry.
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I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy


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