Icicle Drinks

Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. - Sir Walter Scott

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky