Icicle Drinks
Improvised ice cube solution
Q: Who is the thirstiest person in the world?
A: The person who drinks Canada Dry.
QuotaBillsDrink to me. - Pablo Picasso
I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields
Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits
I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. - Sir Walter Scott
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas
A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15
I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers
I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard
The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman
The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky