Icicle Drinks

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zigzag: The shortest distance between two drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega