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A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese