QuotaBillsHome is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder
Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe
Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris
In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb
A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown
There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon
Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb
Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi
The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins
Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita
Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku
At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr
Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright
The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott
I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker
Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond
So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield
Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon