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Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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