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Ikea Log Home

Bubba can hardly wait to put it all together!

Ikea Log Home thanks to Barry McCartney

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Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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