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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright