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It Was A Dark And Stormy Night

Novel idea with a typewriter plot

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night thanks to Karissa Metcalfe

Hidden treasure provides typewritten theme at Talewind Books, Sechelt, B.C.

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Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away. - Emily Dickinson

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

I read the newspapers avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction. - Aneurin Bevan

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it. - Unknown

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

One of the best ways to expand his horizon is through a regular reading program. - John F Kennedy

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


Messerschmitt

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Outdoor Pool

Working From Home

Snowbound Train

Smirnoff Women

Redneck Dent Repair

Cocktail Shirt

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Boy George or Boy Gorge?

Tall Guy Bike

Lord Voldemort Rock

Illusionary

Copperhead Tree

Dream Big

Spot the Man's Head Hidden in the Coffee Beans

British Survey

Political Promise Transporter

Jam Packed Suitcase

All White Meat

Alien Moon Landing

Nothing But Net