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It Was A Dark And Stormy Night

Novel idea with a typewriter plot

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night thanks to Karissa Metcalfe

Hidden treasure provides typewritten theme at Talewind Books, Sechelt, B.C.

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No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

In the end, we'll all become stories. - Margaret Atwood

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

I read the newspapers avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction. - Aneurin Bevan

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


Two Of Each

Napoleon

Tomorrow

You Turn

ThaiTanic

The Future of Social Media

Sunday Service Social Distancing

Tartan Headphones

Husband Quarantine

Aussie Salad

Greta on Chopsticks

Darkness Eliminator

Don't Touch Your Face

Pet Dentist

Falcon Resting in a Tree

Wine Day

Fishnet Table

Sink Lynx

No Swimming

Going Up

The Honey Truck

Flying is so Overrated

Wear Fur Without Killing Animals

Nutella Soother