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I've Got The Joy

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I've Got The Joy thanks to Michael Fram

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Desire of praise disposeth to laudable actions. - Thomas Hobbes

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Whatever you don't turn into Praise turns into Pride. - Mark Batterson

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning

Surely there can be no greater joy than that of saving souls. - Lottie Moon

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

It is not our long prayers but our believing God that gets the answer. - John G. Lake

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

You can't preach it like it is if you don't believe it like it was. - Vance Havner

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

God wants you to get where God wants you to go more than you want to get where God wants you to go. - Mark Batterson

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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