QuotaBillsAnatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper
The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil
Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami
Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis
God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
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Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende
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We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift
Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal.
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One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison