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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

I have a lot of vanity. - Jack Nicholson

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Steven Wright

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

A lot of people have gone further than they thought they could because someone else thought they could. - Zig Ziglar

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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