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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

I do some weights and I do a lot of stretching. - Mike Ditka

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump

A lot of being an adult is just resetting the Wi-Fi. - Jen Statsky

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers. - Janis Joplin

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression. - Johnny Ramone

Honesty pays, but it don't seem to pay enough to suit a lot of people. - Kin Hubbard

You've got to date a lot of Volkswagens before you get to your Porsche. - Debby Atkinson

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured. - Anton Chekhov

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

A lot of good could be accomplished in this world if nobody cared who got the credit. - Unknown

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Why don't you put that in the headline: "He Only Did Three With Doris!" Set a lot of people straight. - Rock Hudson

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

When you're an actor, you do a lot of the same kind of thing. It's great when someone gets you to do something that's a little surprising. - Christopher Walken


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