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Karma Taste Down Under

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Karma Taste Down Under thanks to Marian Renstrom

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

My karma ran over your dogma. - Unknown

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

Keep calm and let Karma finish it. - Unknown

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

When the soul suffers too much, it develops a taste for misfortune. - Albert Camus

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections. - George Eliot

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste. - Unknown

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The problem of improving literary taste is one for the schools. Soap operas sell lots of soap. - Neil McElroy

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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