Karma Taste Down Under

Asphalt: Rectum trouble. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Good taste is the enemy of comedy. - Mel Brooks

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika. - Dorothy Parker

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out. - Unknown

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

He has diarrhoea of words and a constipation of ideas. - Unknown

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like. - Bill Murray

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

When the soul suffers too much, it develops a taste for misfortune. - Albert Camus

It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste. - Unknown

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Happiness quite unshared can scarcely be called happiness; it has no taste. - Charlotte Bronte

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who has no opinion of his own, but depends upon the opinion and taste of others, is a slave. - Friedrich Klopstock

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

Without a sense of proportion there can be neither good taste nor genuine intelligence, no perhaps moral integrity. - Eric Hoffer

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi