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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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