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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wanderbra: Designed to assist ladies blessed with an ample, and once firm, bosom that now wanders off in all directions at every opportunity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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