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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Youthful Figure: What you get when you ask a woman her age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Frump: A woman who looks her age and doesn't try to overlook it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Stay positive, all other choices are pointless punishments to your psyche. - Joe Peterson

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski


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