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I am an optimistic lady. - Julie Andrews

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

We have every right to make choices, but no right to choose the consequences. - Anne G. Lotz

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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