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Every good painter paints what he is. - Rembrandt Van Rijn

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

I'm not ill, my pancreas is just lazy. - Unknown

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

In my experience most mathematicians are intellectually lazy. - Francis Crick

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things. - Edgar Degas

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. - Murphy's Laws

My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso. - Pablo Picasso

Virtually everyone needs motivation of some sort, but when you are in love - that is motivation enough, it turns many into poets and painters, it spurs the creativity in you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

We've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned. - Ronnie Corbett

I have a sewing machine that I adore, and I spend a lot of time sitting in front of it when I'm not working. And any excuse to paint or draw or do something artistic with my hands really gets me going. Definitely aspiring. - India de Beaufort


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