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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Every good painter paints what he is. - Rembrandt Van Rijn

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. - Unknown

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven. - Barbara Streisand

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. - Murphy's Laws

I'm a storyteller. I love to tell stories about brands. I love to tell stories, period. I like painting pictures through the words, and that's what I do. - Gary Vaynerchuk

My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso. - Pablo Picasso

Virtually everyone needs motivation of some sort, but when you are in love - that is motivation enough, it turns many into poets and painters, it spurs the creativity in you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

We've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned. - Ronnie Corbett

When you paint Spring, do not paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots, but just paint Spring. To paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots is to paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots - it is not yet painting Spring. - Dogen


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