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Church services cancelled due to the concern over COVID-19 Coronavirus
Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of Coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church ONLINE on Sunday, March 22, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Faith over Fear. Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham
Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie
One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins
In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler
How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt
We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore
As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer
We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore
It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham
Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie
One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins
In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler
How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt
We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore
As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer
We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore
It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx
God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel
Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias
You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan
Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis
God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker
The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham
Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay
God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb
My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown
There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich
Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama
In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo
I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold
Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer
Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin
Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb
It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale
To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis
You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden
If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman
In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho
Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado
Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson
We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei
Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx
God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel
Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias
You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan
Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis
God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker
The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham
Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay
God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb
My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown
There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich
Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama
In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo
I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold
Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer
Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin
Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb
It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale
To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis
You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden
If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman
In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho
Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado
Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson
We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei
Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton
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