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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of Coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church ONLINE on Sunday, March 22, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Faith over Fear. Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham
Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie
One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins
In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler
How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt
We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore
As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer
We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore
It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham
Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie
One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins
In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler
How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt
We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore
As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer
We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore
It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama
Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis
Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah
Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis
It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller
God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying
He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston
Whatever you don't turn into Praise turns into Pride. - Mark Batterson
Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson
Because you know He can, you can pray with holy confidence. - Mark Batterson
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown
The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw
Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams
The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson
The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen
There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis
We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell
For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible
He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker
In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho
Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson
If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson
I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain
I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor
More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias
Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell
Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee
Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei
God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible
Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis
Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah
Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis
It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller
God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying
He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston
Whatever you don't turn into Praise turns into Pride. - Mark Batterson
Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson
Because you know He can, you can pray with holy confidence. - Mark Batterson
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown
The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw
Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams
The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson
The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen
There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis
We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell
For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible
He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker
In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho
Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson
If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson
I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain
I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor
More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias
Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell
Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee
Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei
God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible
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