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Lent Sacrifice

Church services cancelled due to the concern over COVID-19 Coronavirus

Lent Sacrifice thanks to Karen Moore

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of Coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church ONLINE on Sunday, March 22, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Faith over Fear. Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham

Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie

One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins

In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler

How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt

We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore

As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer

We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore

It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Babylon: What the Preacher does during some sermons - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Speaking ill of others is a cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves. - Unknown

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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