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Church services cancelled due to the concern over COVID-19 Coronavirus
Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of Coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church ONLINE on Sunday, March 22, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Faith over Fear. Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham
Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie
One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins
In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler
How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt
We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore
As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer
We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore
It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham
Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie
One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins
In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler
How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt
We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore
As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer
We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore
It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov
Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais
People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb
Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson
God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner
Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke
Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz
An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb
If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb
Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley
I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier
Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw
My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams
Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8
I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley
Humanity is never so beautiful as when praying for forgiveness, or else forgiving another. - Jean Paul
You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren
Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon
Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis
It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias
Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen
Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath
To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis
In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho
We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes
Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias
He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides
We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias
Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir
A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias
People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump
Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille
Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy
Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown
Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais
People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb
Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson
God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner
Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke
Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz
An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb
If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb
Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley
I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier
Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw
My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams
Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8
I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley
Humanity is never so beautiful as when praying for forgiveness, or else forgiving another. - Jean Paul
You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren
Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon
Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis
It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias
Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen
Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath
To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis
In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho
We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes
Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias
He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides
We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias
Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir
A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias
People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump
Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille
Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy
Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown
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