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Lent Sacrifice

Church services cancelled due to the concern over COVID-19 Coronavirus

Lent Sacrifice thanks to Karen Moore

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of Coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church ONLINE on Sunday, March 22, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Faith over Fear. Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham

Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie

One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins

In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler

How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt

We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore

As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer

We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore

It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

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Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe. - Mitch Albom

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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