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Church services cancelled due to the concern over COVID-19 Coronavirus
Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of Coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church ONLINE on Sunday, March 22, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Faith over Fear. Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham
Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie
One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins
In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler
How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt
We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore
As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer
We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore
It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham
Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie
One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins
In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler
How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt
We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore
As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer
We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore
It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope
We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7
Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley
I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus
Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley
Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams
God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller
I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump
Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley
There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow
The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard
If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker
Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy
In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin
God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein
Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis
Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope
Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day
You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren
When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen
Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz
How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer
Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay
A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown
To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer
Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran
I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson
God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook
The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel
Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux
Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible
We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7
Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley
I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus
Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley
Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams
God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller
I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump
Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley
There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow
The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard
If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker
Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy
In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin
God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein
Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis
Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope
Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day
You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren
When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen
Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz
How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer
Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay
A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown
To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer
Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran
I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson
God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook
The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel
Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux
Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible
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