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Lent Sacrifice

Church services cancelled due to the concern over COVID-19 Coronavirus

Lent Sacrifice thanks to Karen Moore

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of Coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church ONLINE on Sunday, March 22, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Faith over Fear. Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham

Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie

One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins

In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler

How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt

We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore

As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer

We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore

It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

The praise of the praiseworthy is above all rewards. - JRR Tolkien

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

God never made a promise that was too good to be true. - Dwight L. Moody

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

He does most in God's great world who does his best in his own little world. - Thomas Jefferson

Better to deserve praise without having it, than to have it without deserving it. - Ivan Panin

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner


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