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Church services cancelled due to the concern over COVID-19 Coronavirus
Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of Coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church ONLINE on Sunday, March 22, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Faith over Fear. Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham
Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie
One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins
In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler
How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt
We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore
As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer
We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore
It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham
Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie
One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins
In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler
How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt
We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore
As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer
We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore
It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais
God is not really silent, we are deaf. - Teresa of Avila
Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein
Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II
Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke
Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown
God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen
Desire of praise disposeth to laudable actions. - Thomas Hobbes
A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb
The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain
I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold
The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw
The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah
Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis
To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov
Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter
The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias
The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings
Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort
Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa
He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis
The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane
When God blesses you financially, don't raise your standard of living: raise your standard of giving. - Mark Batterson
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds
Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody
I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire
Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle
Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi
God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner
Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell
God is not really silent, we are deaf. - Teresa of Avila
Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein
Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II
Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke
Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown
God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen
Desire of praise disposeth to laudable actions. - Thomas Hobbes
A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb
The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain
I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold
The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw
The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah
Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis
To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov
Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter
The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias
The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings
Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort
Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa
He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis
The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane
When God blesses you financially, don't raise your standard of living: raise your standard of giving. - Mark Batterson
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds
Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody
I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire
Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle
Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi
God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner
Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell
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