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Lent Sacrifice

Church services cancelled due to the concern over COVID-19 Coronavirus

Lent Sacrifice thanks to Karen Moore

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of Coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church ONLINE on Sunday, March 22, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Faith over Fear. Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham

Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie

One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins

In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler

How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt

We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore

As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer

We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore

It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

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Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

Humanity is never so beautiful as when praying for forgiveness, or else forgiving another. - Jean Paul

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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