QuotaBillsAge is only a number. - Lexi Starling
If you rest, you rust. - Helen Hayes
Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci
Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr
A prune is an experienced plum. - John H Trattner
Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
Middle age is a nice change from being young. - William Feather
I was born in 1962. And the room next to me was 1963. - Joan Rivers
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller
Middle age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. - Earl Wilson
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson
I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky
Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb
Middle age is when everything new you feel is likely to be a symptom. - Laurence J Peter
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison
Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray
I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
A housefly has a longer life expectancy than the manager of a Premier League team. - Alex Ferguson
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire
Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it. - Ogden Nash
Middle age is when it takes you all night to do once what once you used to do all night. - Kenny Everett
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. - Doris Day
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
Middle age is when your classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. - Bennett Cerf
Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown
Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato