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Lifeguard Distancing

Government advice: Work from home

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Lifeguard: Beachnut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey


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