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Government advice: Work from home

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Lifeguard: Beachnut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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