Llama Union
Organizing the farm workforce
QuotaBillsYou gotta be kitten me. - Unknown
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright