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QuotaBillsA meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen