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Leadership in the 21st Century

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Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Mankind should have been my business. - Ebenezer Scrooge

Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Plans are worthless, but planning is everything. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell

The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. - J Richard Clarke

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

The reason that everybody likes planning is that nobody has to do anything. - Jerry Brown

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar

Day At The Beach

John The Baptist Souvenirs

Amish Prom Limo

Wishy-Washy Church

'Cover Girl' Magazine

One At A Time

Shofar So Good

Temple Car

Closing Time

Wine Glass Lanyard

Awning Truck Advertising

Plugged In

Org Chart - Simplified Version

Extreme Value

Instant Acrophobia

How To Hire Engineers

Business School Basics

Waterwheel Rotisserie

Elephant Bus

Promote Yourself

Time Machine

Redneck Engagement Ring

Forever Clean Toilet

Edible Clock