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Leadership in the 21st Century

2020 Covid business management meetings

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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Plans are worthless, but planning is everything. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Rome didn't create an Empire by holding meetings - they did it by killing their enemies. - Chris Johnson

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Becoming a leader is synonymous with becoming yourself. It is precisely that simple and it is also that difficult. - Warren Bennis

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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