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MAGA Rally

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MAGA Rally thanks to Tim Smith

"Make America Great Again" (aka MAGA) is a campaign slogan used in American politics popularized by Donald Trump in his successful 2016 presidential campaign.

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Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Democracy breeds the germs of its own destruction. - V I Lenin

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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