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MAGA Rally thanks to Tim Smith

"Make America Great Again" (aka MAGA) is a campaign slogan used in American politics popularized by Donald Trump in his successful 2016 presidential campaign.

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Liberty is the right to silence. - Unknown

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

An educated people can be easily governed. - Frederick II

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers. - Frederick The Great

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien


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