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A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck
Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live. - Criss Jami
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler