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Mask Shortage

Running short on supplies, Wilbur finds substitute in garage

Mask Shortage thanks to Barry McCartney

Quarantine Day 10 - making do with what you have

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


Boneless Bananas

That's My Bed

Eye For Coffee

Logging Moose

Firemen's Revenge

Just In Thyme

Kapalua Resort - The Plantation Course

Alberta Hood Ornament

Outside Urinal

Fixer-Uppers

Just Divorced

Flannel Frontier

Humour in the Workplace

Colour Wheel

Milky Way

Security Guard

Wet Floor Caution

Stealth Birdhouse

Volvorine

Gas Prices of Yesteryear

Jurassic Pork

Wine Time Finally

Cheap Jeep

Windows Scoreboard