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Meat You In The Locker Room

A butcher's unicycle timesaver

Meat You In The Locker Room thanks to Clem Karston

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Medicines are not meat to live by. - German proverb

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg

The beef is so undercooked it's starting to eat the salad. - Gordon Ramsay

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

The butcher, baker, and candlestick maker have been around a lot longer than supermarkets and Wal-Mart. - Joel Salatin

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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