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Melting Kayak

So, how hot was it in Florida today?

Melting Kayak thanks to Keith Blake

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Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opponents. - William Penn

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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