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Spanish Imposition - Archie Bunker

Yes, I speak Spanish: MARGARITA. - Unknown

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

Abracadabbler: An amateur magician - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spanish PR's from the Caraboon. - Archie Bunker

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

Those who don't believe in magic will never find it. - Roald Dahl

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

The magic of the tongue is the most dangerous of all spells. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic. - Arthur C Clarke

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

You don't need magic to disappear. All you need is a destination. - Unknown

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

There is no black magic to successfully attracting customers via the Web. - Rand Fishkin

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown

There's a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out. - Lou Reed

People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin

A miser is a person who lives within his income. He is also called a magician. - Unknown

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

Make a fist. Lightly. Leave enough room for a breath to pass through. All magic proceeds from breath. - Clive Barker

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega


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