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Millionaire Women

Secrets of the rich and famous

Millionaire Women thanks to Loren Bianca

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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much. - Erich Fromm

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Loyalty and friendship created all the wealth that I've ever thought I'd have. - Ernie Banks

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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