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Millionaire Women

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Millionaire Women thanks to Loren Bianca

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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much. - Erich Fromm

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship. The act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth. - Peter F Drucker

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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