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A defining characteristic of dwarfism is an adult height below 147 cm (4 ft 10 in). The term 'Midget' has fallen into disfavor, and is considered offensive by most people of short stature. Terms such as dwarf, little person, LP, and person of short stature are all acceptable, but most people would rather be referred to by their name than by a label.

"Adam Rainer was born in Graz, Austria-Hungary. In 1917, at age 18, he was measured at 122.55 cm (4 ft 0.25 in), then in 1918, at age 19, he was measured at 111.5 cm (3 ft 7.9 in). Then, likely as a result of a pituitary tumor, he had a dramatic growth spurt so that by 1932 at the age of 33 he had reached a height of 218 cm (7 ft 2 in). As a result of his gigantism he became bedridden for the rest of his life. When he died in 1950 (age 51) he had reached a height of 234 cm (7 ft 8 in). His feet measured 33.3 cm (13.1 inches), going from US shoe size 10 (EUR size 43) at aged 19 to size 20 (EUR 53) only three years later. His hands measured 23.9 cm (9.4 inches) and he weighed 109 kg (241 pounds)." - Wikipedia

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Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom. - William Alger

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Jean Petit-Senn

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height. - Dejan Stojanovic

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

It's better to be a dwarf amongst the giants, than a giant among the dwarfs. - Likh Hoon

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

A dwarf who brings a standard along with him to measure his own size is a dwarf in more articles than one. - Laurence Stern

Among giants, try and be a dwarf; among dwarfs, try and be a giant; but among equals, try and be an equal. - Stanislaw Lee

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton


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