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Ministry Of Silly Walks

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Ministry Of Silly Walks thanks to Keith Blake

Ministry Of Silly Walks thanks to Keith Blake

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

He was born silly and had a relapse. - Bugs Baer

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. You are here to do great things. - Unknown

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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