Ministry Of Silly Walks

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

And in today already walks tomorrow. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

He was born silly and had a relapse. - Bugs Baer

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Nothing is so silly as the expression of a man who is being complimented. - Andre Gide

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. You are here to do great things. - Unknown

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed. - Gordon Parks

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com