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Ministry Of Silly Walks

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Ministry Of Silly Walks thanks to Keith Blake

Ministry Of Silly Walks thanks to Keith Blake

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The best things in life are silly. - Scott Adams

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

He was born silly and had a relapse. - Bugs Baer

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. You are here to do great things. - Unknown

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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