Ministry Of Silly Walks

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. - Casablanca

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe