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Missions Update

Welcome to Crossroads Community Church - Sunday Online Service

Missions Update thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, June 28, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'Missions Update' message by Missionary Couple Ben and Rachael, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"Jesus has given us the greatest gift anyone could ever have. Peace with God, the love and power of His presence here on earth, and the promise of an eternal life with HIm. We are incredibly blessed that God has given us this gift. But a unique principle of all of the gifts of God are that they are never just for us. We are to share what He has given us. We become the conduit of God’s love and grace to the world around us. We are all called to share God's message wherever we are. But God chooses some to leave their homes and families to go into a very different culture and share this good news of Jesus Christ. This missionary calling is one of the hardest yet highest callings of God. One which deserves our greatest respect and encouragement. It is with great joy and prayer that we are able to send and help support those who have accepted this call. May the Grace, Peace, Provision and Blessings of God on those who take this path of obedience before the Lord.
Mark 16:15 (The Passion Translation)
15 And he said to them, "As you go into all the world, preach openly the wonderful news of the gospel to the entire human race!" - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher

Irreligious men are often better suited for godly missions. - Hasidic Saying

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

It takes much more faith to believe in evolution than it does to believe in a creator. - Francis Schaeffer

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Our mission is to connect every person in the world. You don't do that by having a service people pay for. - Mark Zuckerberg

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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