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Joseph Jason Namakaeha Momoa is an American actor widely known for portraying Arthur Curry / Aquaman in the DC Extended Universe films Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016), Justice League (2017), and Aquaman (2018)

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

Glenn Close is not an actress - she's an address. - Maggie Smith

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic. - Nicolas Cage

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

"The Sex Lives of A-Borgnines" - is that the actor with all the wives? - Archie Bunker

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave. - Joan Crawford

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets ninety per cent of what they make. - Elton John

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor. - Jack Nicholson

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Actress Mary Anderson: "What is my best side, Mr. Hitchcock?"
Hitchcock: "You're sitting on it, my dear." - Alfred Hitchcock

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

When you're an actor, you do a lot of the same kind of thing. It's great when someone gets you to do something that's a little surprising. - Christopher Walken


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