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How much money is enough? - Talmud

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson


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