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Money Virus

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Money Virus thanks to Barry McCartney

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This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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